Amy4reallife: Archive

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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KEITH URBAN TOTALLY HUGGED MEEEEE!! Although, I feel bad. Because I’m not technically a fan. Don’t get me wrong! He’s a great guy with amazing talent, and extremely good-looking too, so by no means was I gonna say, “No actually, you should hug this lady next to me who has five of your albums.” I was all ova dat shit! Lol. But still, I know somebody out there would...

Feb 22nd

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Feb 19th

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nataface asked: SO I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU REBLOGGED EMILIE AUTUMN. I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW OMG.

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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It’s the strangest thing. I had such a good night last night, everything was just about perfect. So when I woke up today, I was kinda sad, because I knew I would have to keep living, instead of dying happy. It’s sounds horrible I know, but really it’s a good thing. Because now, I can look forward to feeling that kind of happiness again, which makes the in-between times a little...

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 16th

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I want to go to Mexico.

Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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phishtaco asked: You are inspiring.

Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher: 
Me: 
teacher: what?
Me: what?

Feb 8th

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My Talenthouse page! Support me? :) →

Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

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jb71 asked: I enjoy your blog!!!

Feb 7th

Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 6th

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El Gran Cabron

I fucking hate you. You don’t care, and I can’t stop caring about you, I don’t know how to stop. And that’s why I hate you, for making me care so much. I’ve never cared for someone as much as I loved you, and you couldn’t give a fuck either way. I wish I’d have told you how I really felt sooner, so that I didn’t hold all this resentment. I...

Feb 4th

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Feb 3rd

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Playing With Telemarketers

 I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
 At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
 At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
 I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: *click*

Feb 3rd

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The Pearly Gates

So much is hidden behind your eyes. Eyes so bloodshot and tired from too much beer, and the effects of time. A wry smile plays at the corners of your mouth, and I can’t help but resent your touch as you rub at my thigh from under the table. I turn away, disgusted. Dissatisfaction sits between your legs, and it will not rest. But I am tired. Tired of expecting more than latent drunken...

Feb 3rd

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